Lost: Buffer.
What is a buffer, you ask? It's that thing that keeps you from saying what you really want to say when people annoy you! you know, that thing we had when we still smoked?
Mine is gone.
It left with my last ciagarette! And I AM that caring sweet person that always kept that stuff to myself.
Now it just comes out, like puke, unexpected, uninivited, and hilarious to me(but only to me).........and I watch it spill....and stare at it in utter amazement......
"Was that really me who just said that?".......
"ha ha, REALLY? it was me?"........
and see, the worst of it is, I don't even care that the buffer is gone!! What on earth is up with that??
I care later, when I look back at the sad puppy eyes of the person I just hurt, and then I think...."oh, well you shouldn't have triggered me, don't you know what I have sacrificed! Don't you know the torture I went through to quit! I don't really care that I hurt your feelings, because - really - It's all about me!"
Ahhh...I am so selfish without my buffer! please someone....if you find it........kick it in the butt and wish it good ridance.......because in order for me to take it back.....I have to smoke again to have tolerance for the idiots!
oh share please share if you can relate!! Hopefully the humor translates well....it was funny as it left my mind!!