Has less smokers because of you
Has less addicts because of you
Has less sick people because of you
Has happier people because of you
Has increased longevity because of you
Has more family quality time because of you
Has better quality of air because of you
Has friendlier interactions because of you
Has better smelling elevator air because of you
Has less early wrinkles because of you
Has happier childhoods because of you
Has more flights to and from grand-kids because of you
Has more love and less disputes because of you
All of the above and more because you decided to be an EX
And you decided to be a better you
Not even considering how much better the world becomes
BECAUSE OF YOUR DECISION TO BECOME AN EX