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Take a Break, Donate a Joke or a Funny or A Laugh.

brenda61
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brenda61
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http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_DS6fFoUFQIQ/R2JGUV-SfiI/AAAAAAAABls/CBdsGIN9QT0/s640/Honestyoninternet.jpg

brenda61
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Top Ten Things to Describe a Stupid Person

      
  1. A few crumbs short of a crouton.

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  3. A few clowns short of a circus.

  4.   
  5. A few fries short of a Happy Meal.

  6.   
  7. An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.

  8.   
  9. A few beers short of a six-pack.

  10.   
  11. A few peas short of a casserole.

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  13. The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

  14.   
  15. One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.

  16.   
  17. One taco short of a combination plate.

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  19. A few feathers short of a whole duck
jawidge
Member

Ok then,

A hamburger, a french fry and a hot dog go into a bar and order a drink, and the bartender says" Sorry, we don't serve food here! "   🙂

redtogo
Member

Oh, Brenda.  LOL!!!!!!!!!  ROF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   The reason that is so funny, Honesty on the Internet, is because it is wa-a-a-a-a-a-a-ay

too true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks for the gut laugh today. 

N.O.P.E. 

Owl

stopping12
Member

very true, haha

JoAnne5-14-2008

kate8
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1 craylon short of a full pack! What did 1 eye say to the other eye? Theres something between us and it smells! hahahaha
quitter39
Member

HERE IS ONE I GOT ON EMAIL. 

Larry watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. 'Why do you do that, mommy?' he asked. 'To make myself beautiful,' said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. 'What's the matter, asked Larry,

Giving up?'

'Larry's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. 'Yes,' said the policeman. 'The detectives want very badly to capture him. Larry asked,"Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?

pir8fan
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The elevator does not make it to the penthouse!

Two sandwiches short of a picnic!

brenda61
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brenda61
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http://www.blurtit.com/var/mypictures/H/Hannahbaby/funny-fish-cartoon_1258500978.jpg

brenda61
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Did you hear about snap, crackle and Pop?  They died.

Yeah they said it was a cereal killer.