my sincerest apologies to anyone living west of Jacksonville Fl. just now on the rooftop I heard such a clatter, I rose up from my seat to see what was the matter. when what to my eyes should appear, but that jolly old elf and his 8 reindeer. well I paniced cuz I thought they were robbing me so I shot and killed rudolf and wounded the fat man. there will be a slight delay in the delivery of your presents this year. Just kidding , don't smoke over it, here's wishing all my friends here a very merry Christmas.
