On Sandwich But Off Topic

[JonesCarpeDiem]

i was making a meat loaf sandwich with melted swiss cheese for breakfast this morning.

The mayo looked a little funky on one side so i took a little from the other side and tossed the jar.

well, i got to thinking about how rarely i make a sandwich and the mayo always seems to go bad.

so i'm thinking, "hey, you should get those individual mayo's from a restaurant supply"

so i'm looking local and national and i find boxes of 200 for $8-$13 but with the shipping, either one costs $23.

so i'm talking with a friend today and she says just to ask for them at restaurants and take them home.

i had a vision of me driving into mcd's and ordering 6 burgers with two extra mayos for each on the side

then driving up to the payment window and the cashier looking at me driving with my belly and saying

"is that what did it? the mayonnaise?"

and then driving forward to the pickup window and being denied my mayo.

evidently there was a buzz between payment and pickup and they now knew of my hitting all the mcd's in the area and wiping out their mayonnaise supplies.

don't smoke over this ok?

it was just a condiment nightmare

[star17]

Lol! And I just was writing about off-topic posts myself lol. My off-topic story is not mayo-related but rather ghost related. There are a bunch of episodes of this show psychic kids on YouTube and I recently watched them and now I am completely creeped out! Is it legit? Isn't it? I can't tell anymore!!! *goes cross eyes in confusion*

people who talk to dead people have now given me mayo-like psychic nightmares lol

(an off topic tangent to go with your off topic post)

Don't smoke over things that go bump in the night either!!

[laurie37]

Maybe Sam's Club or Costco? We buy individual servings of Ranch dressing. Or maybe get the smaller squirt bottle? Missed you.....

[MarcieWhosoever]

i love Mayo and ghosts 🙂

[melissa131]

I buy individual sour kraut, because while I love sourkraut, I only eat it every once in a while. We get the packages from the restaurant supply at my work. Also at the grocery store deli, if you look down (while at the deli counter) there are all kinds of weird things there, designed for people on the go. Usually. (like mayo packages :))  

Carry on. 

I'm addicted to Pinterest now so...uh....talk to you soon I hope. 

[KatherineF]

I have stopped eating sandwhiches so often so my mayo may be bad too.  No one else in the house eats it.

[TracyB2]

who cares if it is off topic. Someone who is reading blogs to take there mind of smoking that story should be a big help. especially if some blogs talk about smoking and that  is what you are trying to get off your mind a blog talking about something else is a help

[Breakinchains]

 Any cute female neighbors? 

That might get you in the door.

If that doesn't work, just eat it dry you big baby, lol. 

(if you can quit smoking, you can handle a dry sandwich). 

[Madyzsgocka]

I like to eat my Mc Dee's french fries with mayo. I had friends in Milwaukee at the time that I visited often. A friend saw me doing that years ago and said, "if you keep that up, you'll have to start walking back and forth to Milwaukee when you go visit" hehe.