I have to go to bed, but here is some food for thought:
~ Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
~ Why do they call it "getting your dog fixed" if afterwards it doesn't work anymore?
~ Why do they call the place you park your car a driveway, and the place you drive your car a parkway?
~ Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They are going to see you naked anyway!
~ Is there a time limit on fortune cookie predictions?
~ If laughter is the best medicine, who's the idiot who said they 'died laughing'?
~ When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?
~ Do people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water know that spelling it backwards is Naive?
Just wanted to throw some laughter in your dreams....Have a good night everyone...MUAH
