Little Monster

[pazzamess]

So I had an interesting discussion with the nicotine monster today. He came to visit for a few minutes and I did my usual growl and laugh to try and get through it. It wouldn't budge. So I sat it down at my kitchen table and had a little come to Jesus meeting with the little monster. I told it to go away, and not come back. It just wouldn't listen. I told it that when I kicked my ex husband out at least he left the house. The monster did not budge. I finally told it fine, stay here - I'm leaving, and I took myself out to the movies.

I can only imagine what my neighbors must think of me sitting and talking to myself. But it really helped.