Dear Cig:
It’s been 2 weeks since I walked out and it has given me time to think.
I want a divorce.
I now realize that…
You never loved me. You were just after my money. You were only around when I paid for your time.
My family and friends never liked you. At first I defended you, because I was so in love – or so I thought. It’s embarrassing to admit, but my family and friends were right. You’re no good for me. In fact, you’re trying to kill me. I filed for a restraining order and it has been granted. You are not allowed within 100 feet of me.
You’re unfaithful. After just a few days I could smell you on others. I was never special to you, just one more link in your chain, chain, chain of fools. Anyone pays and you play. I’m so humiliated. I thought I was the one.
Every day for the past 6 years I could hardly wait to be with you. I’d wake up and you would be the first thing on my mind. But yesterday you weren’t. And today you weren’t. Yeah, I still think about you, but not the same way.
So it’s over. My only regret is that we got together in the first place. I could have spent the last 6 years with someone good for me, but I spent it with you. All those times I thought you were comforting me, you were really poisoning me. You made me believe I couldn’t live without you. But now I know the only way I can live is without you.
And don’t let the screen door hit you on the ass on your way out.
Sincerely,
Your Ex
