I had an 8:45 podiatrist appointment this morning. I really didn't know if they would be open but I went anyway because I had a prescription to pick up in that same area so, I knew it wouldn't be a wasted trip.
The podiatrist said patients just weren't showing up and he'd had to cut back to three days a week.
I SHOWED UP!
I was asking him questions.
Can you tell I'm speaking through a mask? 
Do you do haircuts?
So, he finishes and I go to get my Rx. I needed eggs and a phone card so I picked those up while I was there. After picking up the eggs and phone card I went to the Pharmacy.
When I got to the counter, I realized I didn't have my phone OR MY KEYS!
After getting my prescription I retraced my steps but no keys. I checked out and decided to go look in my truck to see if both were in there before I hit the panic button.
I explained my situation to the door monitors as I left and asked if they would call AAA for me then, went to my truck to see what I could see.
(There was no lizard in a crack standin' up for me.)
The phone was there but no keys.
I have road service but even if they got in my truck, they'd have to tow me home.
I headed back inside and just as I entered, an associate handed me my keys.
Someone had just turned them in.
Not such a bad day after all!
