How to start a fight

[loco-motive]

How To Start A Fight!

There I was on my way to work ... getting into a fight was the farthest
thing from my mind ... wasn't even on the horizon ... I was in a great
mood ... and then ... I rear-ended a car.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the
car ... (and you know how you just-get-so-stressed and life-stuff seems
to get funny?)

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it ... he was a DWARF!
He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"
So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"

...and that's when the fight started...

[Denise3]

...............you did not

[ctm]

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

[lynda4]

Ha ha! Nothing like a good laugh to distract us all for a few minutes.....thanks!

[debbie53]

FABULOUS!!!!!! The best giggle I've had all day! Thanks!
Me

[missy8]

there are no words... 🙂

[michele2]

My husband and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed.He turned to me and said, "Do you want to have sex?" "No," I answered. He then said, "Is that your final answer?" I didn't even look at him this time, simply saying "Yes." So he said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started...

[barbara42]

Michele, that is so funny,and the dwarf LMAO peace!

[denise6]

A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM, Wake up.

[michele2]

NEVER try to out fox a woman! LOL

[barbara42]

lol, Denise, that is just too funny peace!

[barbara42]

i just now saw yours Connie, i declare that this is just what we need, laughter. thank you all peace!

[michele2]

I wouldn't complain if my hubby did that:)

[jan__tx]

lol - I needed these few laughs since I just got my a-- chewed out for my picture:) lmao

[Diana20]

THE best medicine...... Laughter, music, and love! ☺♫♥ ( am I wearing out the symbols? My daughter taught me how to do it and now I cant stop! I'm and addict! lol)

[kim_baker]

That was so funny.

[donna22]

Thanks John, you always manage to make me laugh, also everyone else here....

[jacob5]

You're a nut and I love it.

[karen44]

I'm so glad I just stumbled on this blog! OMG! LMAO! You need to bump this back up again for the people that are not in such a good mood!

[kim50]

LMFAO!!!! You are priceless!

[jacob5]

Karen, this is a board for people that just quit smoking (I know, and those that didn't "just" quit)... he'd have to bump it up every hour. 😉