Someone sent this to me today - didn't know I was quitting today!
My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is "Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be walking down the street one day and I could be hit by a bus or a bread truck." DUH! Maybe if you quit smoking you could cross the street a hell of a lot faster! GREGG ROGELL