Blonde Joke. Please don't take offense.. just too funny........... you may substitute your best friend or alumni from your favorite school to hate..........
Blonde walks in to the Library, goes up the the counter and says " I'd like a burger and some fries" the Librarian rolls her eyes .. sighs and says " young lady, this is a library." To which the young lady replied. " Oops Sorry" then she leans over the counter and WHISPERS to the Librarian. " I'd like a burger and some fries"