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Don't hide your cigarettes in the car if you are wanting to quit smoking

JonesCarpeDiem
0 9 20

That just glorifies their power over you. You are their slave and they love to make you run to the car to

smoke

it's much better to keep them not around so you can't sucker yourself into smoking

 

And Men  that's where the rub comes in.

sometimes cigarettes will wear lingerie, very sheer lingerie, to get you to smoke.

you never know who's been in your car.  (or maybe you do)

 

that's where we come in

We Decontaminate Your Vehicle

$40 per panel and we do the counting.

I've never seen a vehicle with over 192 panels so the most it would cost is $7680.

are we ready to get started?

 

Please call De-Tam-Con-Man Inc.  DTCM

 

AND DON'T SMOKE

 

If this had been a real event your lmfao would have fallen off!

<Crazy M Sheen standing in for jonescarp>

9 Comments
zenagrin
Member

OMG thanks... I sooo needed a smile right now 

pir8fan
Member

Could I get an estimate on the number of panels in my truck?

JonesCarpeDiem

Flat rate for that one is $7680

JonesCarpeDiem

I'll take off 1% because its an online deal $7604

suzieq2
Member

LOL!!!    

Strudel
Member

OH MY GOSH!!!!

zenagrin
Member

I'll clean yours if you do windows ??

wait I'm not a Sheen 'goddess'   LOL

_m_11
Member

LOL -  Thanks, M

dana52
Member

oh boy, I bet a van would really have a lot of panels LOL.

About the Author
Hello, My name is Dale. I was quit 18 months before joining this site and had participated on another site during that time. I learned a lot there and brought it with me. I joined this site the first week of August 2008. I didn't pressure myself to quit. HOW I QUIT I didn't count, I didn't deny myself to get started. When I considered quitting (at a friends request to influence his brother to quit), I simply told myself to wait a little longer. No denial, nothing painful. After 4 weeks I was down to 5 cigarettes from a pack a day. The strength came from proving to myself, I didn't need to smoke because I normally would have smoked. Simple yes? I bought the patch. I forgot to put one on on the 4th day. I needed it the next day but the following week I forgot two days in a row I put one in my wallet with a promise to myself that I would slap it on and wait an hour rather than smoke. It rode in my wallet my first year.There's nothing keeping any of you from doing this. It doesn't cost a dime. This is about unlearning something you've done for a long time. The nicotine isn't the hard part. Disconnecting from the psychological pull, the memories and connected emotions is. :-) Time is the healer.