It's dang hot out there (not so much in here)
They went for a drive and brought me back a GIANT Slurpee!
completely unaware that it would tie my stomach in knots and probably KILL ME.
You new quitters:
If you're out there and your friends offer you a cigarette?
DON'T DO IT!
I'm not having that slurpee because I KNOW BETTER.
If you have that one cigarette we both know you'll be right back in the pit.