Dear Nick,
We have been fooled by you too long! You come here begging for friends! We all know what kind of friend you are!
You ask why you can't be featured in the member spotlight? http://community.becomeanex.org/pg/blog/read/5187964/why-not-me Don't you see that this entire site shines a spotlight squarely on you? We see you for who you really are! So go and sing your siren's song elsewhere! We know you for the murdering, thieving, monster that you are! Like Mike n @tlanta, and Giulia and all that came before us, we will ride the Train to Freedom! We will be your fools no more! Now be gone with you before someone(like Glindathegoodwitch) drops a house on you as well!
Your EX friend, Tommy