Good morning fellow exer's! Hold on to your hats! Today is going to be a wild ride on the journey to Freedom!
First of all, I have dispatched the Freedom Limo to Pick up Dale! In the event that you have been under a rock, let me tell you that Dale has 1600 Smoke Free Days behind him today! That mean he is a horrible failure as a smoker! And if you are going to fail at something, Smoking is a great thing to fail at! Congrats Dale! More than 4 Smoke Free years! So where are we taking Dale you ask? We are taking him to San Diego! That is where the Freedom Cruise Liner is docked! We are going to cruise the Mexican Riveria! It is party time! Complete with water and sun! So, everyone make your way to San Diego, or wait and the Freedom Train will pick you up and take you there!
The first stop for the Freedom Train this morning is in my home state of North Carolina! We are here to pick up Debi! Debi, grab your swim wear and your sun screen! You have 550 Smoke Free Days in the rearview mirror and we are going to celebrate on the Train and the Cruise Liner! Congrats on the first 550 Days of your New and Improved Smoke Free Life Debi! We are proud of you! Here comes that Train Now!
The next part is the tricky one! JoJo! JoJo! JoJo I hate to wake you up so early, but the Brand New Freedom Medivac Helicopter just landed on the roof of this hospital! We are picking up you, and your medical staff (and aneone else you want to bring) and choppering you over to LaGuardia! There you will board the Freedom Plane which will jet you off to SanDiego! You will be met there by the Freedom Limo, which will have just dropped Dale off at the Freedom Cruise Liner! We are taking you cruising today Honey! You have 200 Smoke Free Days behind you and we intend to help you celebrate! There are a lot of people who have been praying for you! Today we intend to celebrate you! Now lets get ready to PARTY! WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOO!
These Freedom Vehicles are Bound for Freedom from tobacco!
"IF YOU ARE NOT RIDING, FLYING, OR CRUISING WITH US, YOU ARE MISSING THE TRAIN, PLANE, SHIP OR AUTOMOBILE"
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOARD!!!!!!!! Tommy
