look for the pigeon feces and you'll find this old bird. As soon as you taste this swill, it will be obvious that its makers cut every corner possible in its production to make it cheap. Self-proclaimed as "The American Classic," Disguised like Night Train, If your taste buds are shot, and you need to get trashed with a quickness, then this is the drink for you. Or, if you like to smell your hand after pumping gas, look no further. As you drink on, the bird soars higher while you sink lower. The undisputed leader of the five in foulness of flavor, we highly discourage drinking this ghastly mixture of unknown chemicals unless you really are a bum. Avialiable in 750 mL and a devastating 50 oz jug.
