A. You must kill every smoker within a mile so you can't Bum one?
B. You must drain your car of gas and push it uphill alone if you REALLY WANT ONE!!
C. You never let your hands get dry so you can't get one to light.?
D. You talk your lighter off the ledge and explain it is now only for birthdays and barbques?
E. Your kids keep the car keys and drive you crazy?
F. All Of The Above?