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Spunishment For Spammers

JonesCarpeDiem
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‎02-15-2011 11:52 AM

There is a scoville chart that measures the heat of all foods.

I think we ought to have a chart for spammers and dole out punishment in volts based upon their position on the chart

With that goal in mind I present the following for your review:

Small Fry                  1 short blog    
80,000    volts for 2 minutes

Meejum Spidiot      2 or more blogs in an hour    
200,000  volts for an hour

Super Fry                5 or more blogs in an evening        
500,000  volts>just leave it on

Their remains can be shipped to whore-mel for processing

I won’t smoke over it but I’d like to see them “smoking”            
Before they’re canned.

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Hello, My name is Dale. I was quit 18 months before joining this site and had participated on another site during that time. I learned a lot there and brought it with me. I joined this site the first week of August 2008. I didn't pressure myself to quit. HOW I QUIT I didn't count, I didn't deny myself to get started. When I considered quitting (at a friends request to influence his brother to quit), I simply told myself to wait a little longer. No denial, nothing painful. After 4 weeks I was down to 5 cigarettes from a pack a day. The strength came from proving to myself, I didn't need to smoke because I normally would have smoked. Simple yes? I bought the patch. I forgot to put one on on the 4th day. I needed it the next day but the following week I forgot two days in a row I put one in my wallet with a promise to myself that I would slap it on and wait an hour rather than smoke. It rode in my wallet my first year.There's nothing keeping any of you from doing this. It doesn't cost a dime. This is about unlearning something you've done for a long time. The nicotine isn't the hard part. Disconnecting from the psychological pull, the memories and connected emotions is. :-) Time is the healer.