Spunishment For Spammers

Blog Post created by jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007 on Feb 15, 2011

There is a scoville chart that measures the heat of all foods.

I think we ought to have a chart for spammers and dole out punishment in volts based upon their position on the chart

With that goal in mind I present the following for your review:

Small Fry                  1 short blog    
80,000    volts for 2 minutes

Meejum Spidiot      2 or more blogs in an hour    
200,000  volts for an hour

Super Fry                5 or more blogs in an evening        
500,000  volts>just leave it on

Their remains can be shipped to *****-mel for processing

I won’t smoke over it but I’d like to see them “smoking”            
Before they’re canned.