Looking down the mountain, I caaan see the fight in the rocks aaat the edge of NML.
The fighting haaas been terrible. Queen Butts thought she could win. From what I caaan see, she made a big mistake.
Ground up Puffer Fishes are everywhere! It looks like Queen Butts herself haaas received some very grave wounds. There is tar aaand nicotine everywhere.
I would appreciate news of the baaatle, or it's outcome from anyone thaaat knows.
Joan the Old Goat