Mandolinrain

Chop Chop Chop

Blog Post created by Mandolinrain on May 4, 2020

( To the tune of-'Shake your Booty')

 

Everyday 

It got away,

My hair was going wild

Everyday 

You could say

I’ve had no haircut

~It been awhile

 

So I chop chop chopped

Chop chop chopped

I chopped my hair off

All my hair off

Chop chop chop

Chop chop chop

Chopped my hair

 

I closed the door

To my bedroom

With scissors 

Mirror and a broom

Began to cut

8 inch lengths

My dog even left the room

 

When I was done

I could see

All my natural colored hair

Nothing left

Of highlights now

No none were found anywhere

 

Cause I chop chop chopped

chop chop chopped

Chopped my hair off

All my hair off

Chop chop chop

chop chop chop

I chopped my hair off

 

My husband  he

Was so impressed

He wanted his hair done too.

I still had the horse trimmers

From the barn

So I set them  to number 2

 

And I buzz buzz buzzed

buzzed buzzed buzzed

I buzzed his hair off

I buzzed his hair off

Buzz buzz buzz

buzz buzz buzz

I buzzed his hair off

 

Now he and I 

We will get by

In two weeks 

Our hair will take on new demands

 

But until the salon 

and barbers open

He got a new gal I got me a new man~

HA!

 

Cause we chop chop chopped

Chop chop chopped

Chopped my hair off

Chopped my hair off

 

And we buzz buzz buzzed buzzed

Buzzed buzzed buzzed

Buzzed his hair off

All his hair off

 

We have no skunks now

On our heads

No need to go out to buy dye

The only one

We will answer too

Is our stylist when she sees us

And starts to cry…….

 

Cause we chopped and buzzed

Chopped and buzzed

Lots of hair off

All our hair off

Were letting it grow

in 2 weeks we’ll know

To frown or smile

It will take a long long while

 

It will grow back

Thats a fact

I'm never cutting

It again

Our hair grows fast

We're so glad for that

Not repeating

That sin…….

Im done writing. HA!

 

 

PS: I do not recommend you try this at home. Do this at your own risk

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