I woke up today and realized it’s Tuesday. So after I prayed I made the kids lunches and off they went on the short bus for a long ride to the nearest beach when a storm arose. It got so windy my hair got messed so I put on my coat and hat. Then I began to open up the window with my wooden leg but it fell off and I fell over, kids trying to grab my useless prosthetic arm which was safely attached to a cute guy sadly named Catptain Hook, specializing in Blow fish at the strip club. Hoot-The bass said I should have been a…………….Lucky it was not. Now we ate the………but got food poisoning, full of hot air, air and hating it………the nicotine I use slowly killing myself. Now I never want to………So I just won’t!!
Next came the desserts! So out came a…………….those aren’t those funny kind of mushrooms are they? And Ray added some…………………..We laughed throughout dinner, dream world long past! Alas one fine maiden came into the room, cheeks rosy and bright, the smell of perfume. I decided we must become the perfect pair of late night dancers. So I approached with dancing slippers and my Patrick Swayze dance moves and a boom box. The Chipmunks were playing. It was Alvin’s solo. He began to sing. So come over here and rock my world till the sun rises and we’ll go out to see the stars and feel the fireworks near the water’s edge where the shells are magic. Upon taking me to distant lands where I really shouldn’t be. But here I am riding a magic carpet under the moonlit sky until we hit turbulence or go eat out for that caramel cheesecake! The one with swirls of my cheese cake that people kill for, and thrills the tongue but then get FAT and soft and comfy, but out of shape!!! But then who cares?? Friends still love me!
Let’s all go to Mars to see a fashion model making clothes of soft, red sand blowing in Martian winds held on with special creepy crawly sucker pads that look like lips. Big, green juicy lips, an oddity on Mars found normally in candy frightfully scary to kids. Off we go to tinsel town ghetto to get some rock, but not for myself!!!! Rock causes tooth loss and gum disease GINGAVITIS! So instead we decided to buy some pants to cover our blisters all over our butts that we got from typing on the computer. So then we all applied some Desitin, but it didn’t wash off but stuck to our coffee cups. That is one slick coffee cup, it cost a lot……………..
