I couldn't pass this up...
Dr. Suess was a VERY wise man!!
Thanks for the smile!
Speak for yourself John.
I am young and having FUN.
Life is short, because
I don't when I am gonna fart. lmho. oh the pain.
Thanks for the laugh!
I've been thinking of this Seuss quote from "Oh, The Places You'll Go!" a lot lately during my quit:
"I've heard there are troubles of more than one kind; some come from ahead, and some come from behind. But I've brought a big bat. I'm all ready, you see; now my troubles are going to have trouble with me!” Dr. Seuss
Yippers to the joy of getting old but at least we're still on the right side of the grass and we're nicotine free!
Pops Just demonstrated ANOTHER annoying sign of aging...posting before you have actually WRITTEN anything. I LOVE this, I don't think I have ever seen it before but it really is funny.
So Ellen, I am annoying with my aging???!!! lol....talk about the pot calling the kettle black....geez you just might want to be careful tossing those stones in that glass house of yours....or should I say, glass slipper, as in the "ole lady in the shoe" lol
i can do this all day long! lol
Can I play?
Youngatheart.7.4.12 YES, sigh, you can play! Hahahahaha!
Getting old is so much fun
Now my knees are almost done
Muffin top and saggy boobs
Greying hair upon my pubes
Well lookit THAT. Jive edited out the word b*obs (as in bosom). But pubes is OK? Interesting. I wonder if ******* is accepted? prick? Dick? ****? Oh Big Brother is now censoring automatically. My my my. That last word was @nus, as in that part of the body from which we poop. So bosom is ok, but @nus isn't. How about the male genital area as in penis (p3nus)? Amazing. People are cutting other people's heads off, but b0obs is a banned word. How 'bout titties? No, titties seems to be ok. I'd better stop with the edits, otherwise I'm sure I'll go into moderation. And I don't mean with language! lol
Way too funny!
Ha ha ha ha ha, thanks Giulia for the smile and actually I'm laughing and I really needed a good laugh thanks again!
Giulia YOURS was apparently fine, MINE went into moderation, hahaha.
Love this! Too funny!
Marilyn.H.July.14.14. commented on something the other day, and I told her at the time that it sounded so much like Dr Seuss--so I had to go back and find it! Here it is...
I do not think
that I should drink,
for if I drink,
I do not think
P.S. Those are her exact words, in that order--I just put them into 4 lines to look more like Dr Seuss!
Pops I was so tired this afternoon, I drove up the street for my aqua therapy and then realized that I forgot my phone, no big deal EXCEPT that the alarm was set to remind me that I was supposed to take my antibiotic at 3:00, turned around and went home and picked up the phone and took my antibiotic, still managed to get there on time. Went into the room where the pool is, turned on the fan and opened the door and realized that I left my noodle in the car...they have SKINNY noodles that I don't like. I could see my car from the window and the instructor wasn't there yet, went out the door and jumped down a 3' wall and got my noodle from my car...then had to walk around to get back inside. Got back, did the work out with the instructor, my legs are so sore from all of the work outs I have been doing. She tried to help me with some of the pain, I made it through the work outs and went to get dressed. Took my bag into the bathroom to get dressed, took my suit off and realized that I remembered my shorts and shirt but I forgot a bra. Now, if I was 50 years younger, that might not have mattered but I was HORRIFIED. I got dressed and WORE my bag around my neck to cover my chest. I kept looking at all of my "liver spots" as I was driving down the road...thinking this would just be the PERFECT time for me to get pulled over for some reason. I made it home. BTW, did I say you were annoying? I would NEVER have said that if I was conscious.
Oh the Golden Years !!!! ......... They can kiss our butts ! ;lol
The Golden Years are not all they are cracked up to be ! Dr. Suess sure got that right ! I know I have arrived !
That is a funny one Pops ....but sometimes not so funny !
LOVED IT POPS-----but I think I will NOT use it next March on Dr.Seuss' b-day with my preschoolers. Let's let them think growing up is great for a little while longer!!!
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