: Why don't witches ever have babies?
Because Warlocks have hollow weenies.
Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
If you get a stomach ache, it won't last nine months.
If you wear leather and chains, no one thinks you're kinky.
If you don't get what you want at one place, you can always go next door to get more!
I have more but let's get to yours!
