talkin' to my cat
talkin' to my cat
"Hey! there Hoggie get off that!
Don't vomit there, did you eat too fast?
"what would you like?"
I ask all day
But, he never says
it's a guessing game
KFC day for me
He likes thighs
I do too
He doesn't get the skin
'cause he can't chew
It'd tear him up
is the reason why
Otherwise
I would pass some by
It would be like
giving him chocolate pie
He couldn't keep it down,
'he couldn't keep it in
It would lie in a pool
and Hoggie wouldn't win.
Since he couldn't keep it down
It's clear to see
That third chicken thigh
is all for me.
I'll keep it my stomach
not a pool on the floor
talkin' to my cat
talkin' to my cat
It's rainin' I could really use
some hot cocoa
He don't know
He don't know
I think I'm gonna make some
Guess I'm gonna go
I won't smoke, Disido.
I love your little ditty Dale 
how is Hoggie doing?
