I build my dish pile throughout the day from my coffee mug onward.
I put my utensils in my coffee mug throughout the day and do my dishes at the end of the day.
I baked an apple tart last night and grabbed a spoon out of my mug forgetting I had squeezed a healthy dose of dish soap into the mug while the utensils were in it.
Imagine my surprise when I took my first bite of the ice cream I had topped the tart with.
My first impulse was water.
My second impulse was a mouthful of suds.
My third impulse was a very weird feeling in my esophagus that lasted for hours.
I've got to remember not to do that again.
I can accurately report to you that
Smoking is easier to forget than the stupid stuff I do.