jennie3

Somthing funny to take the stress away for a min

Discussion created by jennie3 on Jul 3, 2008
Latest reply on Mar 28, 2018 by KTQeeyore
..Words that you or I would commonly use for one meaning, have a completely different meaning to parents in a family...

AMNESIA: condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to have sex again.


BOTTLE FEEDING: an opportunity for Daddy to get up at 2 AM too.


DEFENSE: what you'd better have around the yard if you're going to let the children play outside.


DROOLING: how teething babies wash their chins.


DUMB WAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.


FAMILY PLANNING: the art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you from falling into financial disaster.


FEEDBACK: the inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots.


FULL NAME: what you call your child when you're mad at him.


GRANDPARENTS: the people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right.


HEARSAY: what toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.


IMPREGNABLE: a woman whose memory of labor is still vivid.


INDEPENDENT: how we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say.


LOOK OUT!: what it's too late for your child to do by the time you scream it.


OWWW: the first word spoken by children with older siblings.


PRENATAL: when your life was still somewhat your own.


PREPARED CHILDBIRTH: a contradiction in terms.


PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes.


SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours.


STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.


STOREROOM: the distance required between the supermarket aisles so that children in shopping carts can't quite reach anything.


TEMPER TANTRUMS: what you should keep to a minimum so as to not upset the children.


THUNDERSTORM: a chance to see how many family members can fit into one bed.


TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman jammies.


TWO-MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises.


VERBAL: able to whine in words.


WEAKER SEX: the kind you have after the kids have worn you out.


WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house.


WHOOPS: an exclamation that translates roughly into "get a sponge".

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