Animals Have The Darndest Thoughts

Discussion created by tasha3 on Sep 25, 2008
Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."

Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think
I'll mind eating the same fish flakes ... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"

Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW
whose it is!"

Goldfish: "The wimp-ass knight never comes out of the castle to fight
me for dominion over the fish tank. So I must continue
patrolling, for I am lord and master!"

Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really
give me a cracker? HECK, no!"

Dog: "Human legs that just tease."

Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"

Dog: "What the... HEY!!! Where are my balls?!?"

Goldfish: "Oh, tap-tap-tap! There's a new one!"