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NON BLOND JOKES (ACTUALLY JOKES FROM THE BLONDS)

Discussion created by jim_taddeo on Oct 18, 2008
Latest reply on Oct 18, 2008 by Giulia
Graciously or not so Graciously thieved from another recovery site, Thanks BigDog! :-)

WHAT'S BLACK AND BLUE AND BROWN AND LAYING IN A DITCH?
A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.

WHAT DO YOU CALL GOING ON A BLIND DATE WITH A BRUNETTE?
Brown-bagging it.

WHAT'S THE REAL REASON A BRUNETTE KEEPS HER FIGURE?
No one else wants it.

WHY ARE SO MANY BLONDE JOKES ONE-LINERS?
So brunettes can remember them.

WHAT DO YOU CALL A BRUNETTE IN A ROOM FULL OF BLONDES?
Invisible.

WHAT'S A BRUNETTE'S MATING CALL?
"Has the blonde left yet? "

WHY DIDN'T INDIANS SCALP BRUNETTES?
The hair from a buffalo's butt was more manageable.

WHY IS THE BRUNETTE CONSIDERED AN EVIL COLOR?
When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

WHAT DO BRUNETTES MISS MOST ABOUT A GREAT PARTY?
The invitation

WHAT DO YOU CALL A GOOD LOOKING MAN WITH A BRUNETTE?
A hostage

WHO MAKES BRAS FOR BRUNETTES?
Fisher-Price

WHY ARE BRUNETTES SO PROUD OF THEIR HAIR?
It matches their mustache

KNOW WHO INVENTED BLONDE JOKES?
brunettes, they had nothing better to do on Friday or Saturday
nights

And of course we must add in here:
Brains from both of these catgories will still sell at a discounted price due to being used, but there are plenty of financing options for the multitude of male units still in the package......... :-)

Have you ever watched and aquarium of several hundred Guppy's......keep that thought in mind and go to a night club near any college.....which head is thinking????? ........... LOL

GREAT IDEA DALE! :-)

Jim

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