"Don't talk to me about naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash."
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."
"You can always count on Americans to do the right thing--after they've tried everything else."
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
"From now on, ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which I will not put."
"Courage is going from failure to failure without losing enthusiasm."