I came across this and I smiled so I decided to share and hopefully it'll bring a smile to you too. 
I know that was my first thought when I saw it this morning.
Good morning
Thank you Marilyn you made me think: maybe the big fan they use at work on rained on carpet might help???
I mean it is huge, but not sure hot enough to melt the fat...I might just try next time maintenance brings it in...
Or maybe if I get in one of these??? Ha, too old to care anymore
