Not In My Living Room A-Z

[beazel]

In alphabetical order, list things that you would not like to find in your living room.

You can have a whole sentence as long as the first word remains in alphabetical order.

I'll start......

Alarm clock

[Barbscloud]

Boat

[marciem]

cat "prize" (you know, those gifts they bring us... dismembered mice, gophers, etc. as well as last nites dinner/hairball)

[Barb102]

DOG poop-  hey they don’t mean it accidents happen

[beazel]

Egg shells

[sweetplt]

Fried food

[beazel]

Gorillas 

[Alicatsam]

Heron

[Barb102]

Idiots

[sweetplt]

Barb102 LOL...sorry but that was funny 

Jax’s