Q: What type of hats do snowmen wear?
A: Ice Caps
Q: What falls @ the North Pole...but never gets hurt?
Q: Why are Christmas tree so bad @ sewing?
A: They are always dropping their needles....
Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A: Nothing....it was on the house....lol
Q: What do you call a greedy elf?
Q: Why do we know Santa has three gardens?
A: Because he always says "Ho Ho Ho"!
Q: Where do you find Chili Beans?
A: The North Pole....