I prefer turkey.
Cook them both.
Gobble gobble gobble! I actually prefer a chicken to Turkey but I'll eat either.
AAAHAHAHA-HAHAHA-HAHA-GOOD ONE-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thanks brother!
Sorry turkeys, you should immigrate to a country which does not celebrate Thanksgiving!
One of you will end up on our table too, shortly, like in 2 days....
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