A retired guy sits around the house all day doing nothing, much to the dismay of his wife. So one day she says to him, “Joe, you could do something useful, like vacuum the house once a week.” The guy gives it a moment’s thought and says: “Sure why not. Show me to the vacuum.
Half an hour later, the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee. His wife says, “I didn't hear the vacuum working, I thought you were using it”?
Exasperated, Joe answers, "The stupid thing is broken, it won't start. We need to buy a new one.”
“Really,” she says, “show me - it worked fine the last time.”
So he did. (Scroll Down)