I'll sell you 4 for only $7.50 if you call in the next 30 seconds. This is a special one-time offer. You have your choice of wood or plastic. Shipping is free on the plastic ones. $4 shipping on the wooden ones. There is handling fee in either case because these critters are nasty - they pinch!
(See what you started, Nancy!)
I had acupuncture done on the ear lobe to stop smoking once. It was a small metal clip applied to that pressure point. It was actually done be a medical doctor. Now that I think about it, that was my longest quit in past. Anyway, you guys are funny.
I had it done to lose weight. they put a needle with a ring in each ear. One was for stress and the other for appetite.
they covered them with surgical tape once they placed them and you rubbed them with your fingertips when you got stressed or hungry. You went in once a week to make sure they were still placed correctly.
I lost the 30 pounds the first month.
I don't imagine too many folks out there actually have clothespins anymore, so................................................................
For a limited time, I will send you TWO (THAT'S TWO!) clothespins for only $9.95. This is a limited time offer - so ACT NOW. If you act in the next four minutes, I will DOUBLE the offer to FOUR clothespins (that's FOUR CLOTHESPINS!) for the low, low price of only $9.95.
ACT NOW!