That is a perfectly great day for me to quit. No humor! It is fitting though.
Comon" peoples, lets get some fun love in here. I need it. We all need to laugh. Don't we?
Fart History
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth. And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. And God said, Let there be fart: and there was fart.