In my best Groucho Marx voice, "I resemble this remark!!"
I was tripping over my own sandals yesterday.
Sometimes I choke on my own spit. True talent right there.
I can relate to ALL of this!
My husband and I both tripped at the same time over NOTHING in the middle of a rug in a lobby, years ago in DC. We still joke about it to this day! Falling up stairs I've done too many times to count. Especially those NY City subway stairs that are TOTALLY uneven. But it's a heck of a lot better than falling DOWN them, for sure! Air I haven't yet choked on. Something to look forward to be one of the gang!
I have all of those afflictions...& then some.
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