Larry576

The Cuckoo Clock

Discussion created by Larry576 on Dec 5, 2014
Latest reply on Dec 5, 2014 by candylance_11-2-15

Why  females should avoid a girls night out after  they are married.... as told to me.

The  other night I was invited out for a night with  the 'girls.'
I told my husband that I would  be home by midnight, 'I  promise!'
Well, the  hours passed and the margaritas went down way  too easily.
Around 3 a..m., a bit loaded, I  headed for home.

Just as I got in the  door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started  up
and  cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly,  realizing my husband would probably wake up, I  cuckooed another
9  times.

I was  really proud of myself for coming up with such a  quick-witted
solution,  in order to escape a possible conflict with  him.

(Even  when totally smashed..... 3 cuckoos plus 9  cuckoos totals = 12  cuckoos
MIDNIGHT!)
The next  morning my husband asked me what time I got in,  I told him
'MIDNIGHT'...  he didn't seem pissed off in the  least.

Whew,  I got away with that one! Then he said 'We need  a new cuckoo
clock.'

When I asked him  why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock  cuckooed
three  times, then said 'oh ****.' Cuckooed 4 more  times, cleared its
throat,  cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed  twice more, and then
tripped over the coffee  table and farted.

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