The Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

Discussion created by Larry576 on Jan 6, 2015
Latest reply on Jan 6, 2015 by Marilyn.H.July.14.14.

New Year’s Resolutions

I will assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk for any court hearings.

I will read the manual... just as soon as I can find it.

I will drink more because Benjamin Franklin said, beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. 

I will try to drive closer to the speed limit.

I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.

I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

I will save money by not renewing my gym membership.

I will never again squat with my spurs on

I will not get divorced or remarry more than once this year.

I will not have my cell phone on speaker when on the crapper.