Crapola. Really, if I could just eat a whole entire pizza and have six or eight bags of Lays or Kettle Chips, I would be the happiest girl in the world. If I could drink several ice cold Miller Lites and eat the entire pizza and six or eight bags of Lays or Kettle Chips (any flavor), I would be the happiest girl in the world. If I could follow all that up about an hour later with five or six scoops of Baskin-Robbins' World-Class Chocolate or Chocolate Mousse Royale, I would be an even happier girl in the world. I think I will go to the grocery store now. I am not going to smoke. I will not buy cigs. I won't have the beer, either. Or...maybe I will just silence my phone and take a nap. Whew! My head is a Medusa right now. Zero thought clarity. Scrambled eggs. Day three=crazy town. Thanks for reading, yall. Help is welcome. Stay quit, yall!