Dear Marlboro Lights (hard pack)-
I am writing you this letter because I will no longer be seeing you effective August 25, 2020. I will never accept you back into my life as you have totally ruined it! I am going to be a nonsmoker. I am NOT going to have smelly breath anymore. I am NOT going to have smelly clothes anymore. I am NOT going to be out of breath anymore. I am NOT going to waste my time going outside with you anymore. I AM going to spend more time with my loved ones and enjoy a long life WITHOUT you. You think you have me under your thumb, but I am lifting that thumb up and running as fast as I can! I will NEVER come back! You are so full of yourself! You have cost me nearly 10,220 days of my life and $50K!! JUST GO AWAY and DON'T TURN BACK! I AM SOOOO DONE WITH YOU!!! You are a waste of my time, money, and energy. I an going to feel good again! You will never be allowed around me or my family ever again! GOOD BYE and GOOD RIDDANCE!!
Peace out Marlboro Lights!
