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A Freezerectomy

Blog Post created by JonesCarpeDiem on Feb 9, 2021

When the ice grows round the freezer

And nothing can be moved

you likely have some freezer burn

There's one thing left to do

 

Still in pajamas?

With slippers on your feet?

You better change now

Cause things can get gnarly

And have some coffee,

before we start the job

If there's a problem

We can call doctor Bob

 

Get out a hammer

And grab a chisel too

or a stiff putty knife

and if you've got one,

bring along your wife

 

Some boiling water 

might need to melt things free

We'll have a party,

A freezerectomy

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