"Please Don't Throw Up In Your Bed" (RAP)

talkin' to my cat

talkin' to my cat

"Hey! there Hoggie get off that!

Don't vomit there, did you eat too fast?

"what would you like?"

I ask all day

But, he never says

it's a guessing game

KFC day for me

He likes thighs

I do too

He doesn't get the skin

'cause he can't chew

It'd tear him up

is the reason why

Otherwise

I would pass some by

It would be like

giving him chocolate pie

He couldn't keep it down,

'he couldn't keep it in

It would lie in a pool

and Hoggie wouldn't win.

Since he couldn't keep it down

It's clear to see

That third chicken thigh

is all for me.

I'll keep it my stomach

not a pool on the floor

talkin' to my cat

talkin' to my cat

It's rainin' I could really use

some hot cocoa

He don't know 

He don't know

I think I'm gonna make some

Guess I'm gonna go

I won't smoke, Disido.