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Posted by jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007 Nov 6, 2018

How come they always show up before you've had coffee?

I had a week free.

3 Terros on my desk

but finally no ants.

Last night. I put some wet food on Hoggies elevated dish on the desk for the first time in two weeks.

When I turned on the light this morning


(many ants)

Now I'm cutting open the Terro and making little pools on my desk.




I'm not smoking over it

Anybody Know What A Bone Out Wing Is?

I found out yesterday

Is this going to be an "I love to batch" blog?


Dam Straight!

So I ordered these bone out "things" with some garlic knots yesterday



They are chunks of white meat fried with a coating and glazed with a sauce.

Don't taste anything like a wing. Shouldn't a wing taste like a wing whether they took the bone out or not?


What's your gripe?

Butt you couldn't run your car on it!


So what might be a proper response when someone "breaks wind?"

"Your Effusion Precedes You?"

"Whoopee Cushions Don't Reek?"

"Thine Flatulence Out Gasses Thee?"

"Crop Dusting Ain't For Sissies?"

you know how once in a while you'll try something

and then you begin doing it more often?

and then you start doing it daily

and then

and then


I'm at the daily stage but, I did it three times today 


can you guess what it is?

hint: you add water


clean up your mind would you?

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It's a minefield +


(To the tune of my darling Clementine)

Oh the snake climbed up a ladder 

he was going for the top

I was up there, pushed the ladder

and he did a belly flop


Goat To It

Posted by jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007 Oct 12, 2018

Does quitting appear impossible?

You can do it!

No, we're not kidding!

Just dig In, and,

Enjoy the climb.


no goats were hurt during the photo session.

(they were already pretty beat up from ten thousand falls  )




Goats appear to defy gravity as they scale 160ft wall to lick minerals | Daily Mail  

I've always been one to take projects of all kinds

and break them into smaller tasks.

When I was a smoker, I would smoke at the end of each completed phase.

That was almost 12 years ago.




But this crane operator? Well, he's going to have a bad year.

Feel Better Now?

Three food groups,  can that be bad?

Twice a day it makes me glad!

Fruit and whipped cream, Angel cake

Don't give me a stomach ache

~burma shape


Ut Oh!

Posted by jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007 Aug 17, 2018

and then Google automatically adds 2000 calories to your daily intake in their record you know nothing about.