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jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007

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Posted by jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007 Mar 17, 2020

      Occasionally, very occasionally you have one of those days where you forget something and things that follow become problems.

      I was trying to get out and get my truck smog checked and renew the registration today. I was busy before I left but I filled a microwave pot with bow tie pasta, covered it with water added salt, put in for 20 minutes at 50%.

 

That's what I forgot,

      I forgot it was in the microwave. 6 Hours later while trying to put something in the microwave I remembered. .

      The top 1/2 inch was dry and I expected the pasta beneath to be mush because I did this once before.

      I was ready to toss it. Instead, I took off the dry pieces and poured it into a baking pan and cut up a 1/2 pound of cooked bacon over the top

      I used the same pot as the pasta, added 4 cups of grated cheese and three cups of half and half and tried to warm it enough to mix. Not too successful. It was still too loose and I stirred it all over the floor.  IDEA: add some flour to thicken.

 

      OH NO! BUGS

So I spent 20 minutes picking bugs out of the cheese and cream mixture, then,

heated it through and poured it over the pasta in a 9 x 13 pan. and baked for 70 minutes at 300.

 

Here's my tip for you.

Don't smoke and CHECK YOUR FLOUR

Mark

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Am I on my last leg?

Circling the drain?

Cause I gotta tell you,

I don't feel that way.

Ma Churro! Ma Churro!

jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007

~Ut Oh~

Posted by jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007 Feb 8, 2020

If you feel like you're losing your mind

And, If sometimes you're scatterbrained

Perhaps you've only lent it out

To the universe of the unexplained

 

Scientists Say Your “Mind” Isn’t Confined to Your Brain, or Even Your Body 

 

Keep Them Away From Your Face

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stay centered

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Turkey day funnies

Posted by Daniela-3-11-2016 Nov 28, 2019

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HAPPY TURKEY DAY, AND DON'T FORGET TO BE THANKFUL!!!

Here are some ways to ruin it.

Death-Firing squad by a new version of windows.

Hell-Waiting eternally for a windows update to install

that never will.

And I thought, "what the heck is she talking about?"

And then, I felt all warm.

 

I finally got my CT scan today.

      I had 3 attempts at an IV before the tech said, "I'm out of tries. I'm going to see if someone else can make it happen,"  and she did.

      She ran me through a couple of passes without the iodine with the scanner telling me when to breathe and when to hold it.

      Then she mainlined it and made me all warm. The scanner seemed to kick into overdrive I thought I was going to be chewed up and spit out the other side.

      Then, I pulled up my pants and walked out. 

 

more later....

 

and, I didn't see or smell one smoker the entire time.

        Every time I go to a medical appointment, they seem to ask about an advanced directive. You know like, what if something goes wrong?

So I've been thinking about this in it's simplest form.

 

You should have read the first one. 

Move to Massachusetts.

They've banned all vaping for the next 4 months.

In 4 Months, you'll be out of or nearly out of No Mans Land.

Pack up the Juul-haul!

 

Here's how to beat the cravings!

When You Get The Urge To Smoke? 

Put Up An Image And Let's See Who Gets Blocked

(Keep it Clean    )