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I was given 4 bowls. They are shallow and 8 or 9 inches in diameter.

Perfect for a huge salad.

 

I gave two away.

I didn't look to see that one of the two I kept had a big chip in one edge.

 

I use the one with the chip in the edge.

Why?

I have two possible reasons.

Tell me why I do it please. 

And why isn't every doctor prescribing the same concoction for the prep for it???

5 years ago, I had to drink a huge glass in the evening, and another in the morning, and it was perfect clean up.

 

Now I am using another, started drinking at 6pm and will have to finish at about 9 (and that is 3/4 of a gallon of stuff).

Needless to say, my time is split between 2 important rooms in the house, and I let you guess which they are!

 

I decided to laugh at my own fear of not reaching the right room at the right time, and make it a game.  

So far I am winning.

 

Looking forward to be treated like a queen tomorrow, and getting an infusion of Michael Jackson's juice, too bad the procedure does not last too long.  That's good sleep!!!

 

For now I am still...

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I was once a smokasaurus and I think that you were too

'Cause if you weren't you wouldn't even be here, that's what I deduced

 

Smoked it up like Natasha and Boris, without it we couldn't get through

Rethought a path to say goodbye to it, adios, adieu

 

 

[here's the Smokasaurus Chorus:]        

Smokasaurus Smokasaurus

Go back where you came from

Take your butts and move a little faster

You can't leave too soon

You can't leave too soon.

 

I was thinking a good melody for this would be rocky top?

5. I wish that I had let myself be happier.

"This is a surprisingly common one. Many did not realise until the end that happiness is a choice. They had stayed stuck in old patterns and habits. The so-called 'comfort' of familiarity overflowed into their emotions, as well as their physical lives. Fear of change had them pretending to others, and to their selves, that they were content, when deep within, they longed to laugh properly and have silliness in their life again."

 

Be yourself

Be happy

Laugh

Don't regret

 

Top five regrets of the dying | Life and style | The Guardian 

It's okay

 

To succeed you must believe in yourself

Time is the healer!

I'm one of those people who buys what they need when they need it.

Giving people a list of Christmas gift suggestions hasn't worked since I was 10 years old.  

I have no expectations. My family is the same way. Hoping you get what you wanted is outright gambling.

What can you give people who have everything?

How about something for an "emergency?"

You could start with some emergency food.

You'll need to add something to put on those "power cakes."

Provide something to put them in

and a way to get rid of them when you're finished.

Some Reading Material

And when you've run out of wipes and resorted to toilet paper

 

You can't GO WRONG with this gift!

(unless you tip it over)  

What do you put on your toast? (a distraction at most)

"exposing variety

without propriety

spill your guts

tell us what you like most."

 

Name the 5 top things you most often put on your toast with number one being first?

For myself

1. Cinnamon Sugar

2. Preserves (Apricot, Blackberry, Peach)

3. Avocado with lemon juice and salt & pepper

4. Peanut Butter Solo (I have a PB/Banana/Honey once every few years) 

5. Hot Dog and Swiss Cheese (w/mustard)

What's your favorite piece?

 

Thighs are the most flavorful, juiciest, meatiest bite, piece IMHO

 

 

      I hate wasting oil so I don't fry chicken anymore. This means I'm always on the lookout for good thighs.

      I go to KFC once a month for one of those two piece fillups and always ask for 2 thighs.

      Did I ever tell you about the 1500 coupons for 3 piece meals we had on the road? Did I ever tell you we ate those KFC three piece meals 17 days straight to save money? Did I ever tell you I thought I'd never eat KFC again? Or that I had KFC Chicken with the Colonel on the lawn of his mansion in Atlanta?

 

      A couple years ago I saw a video of some young guys driving around to every chain that made fried chicken in Southern California specifically, to compare their fried chicken.

      Their observation was right on. It's also the store I find the best deals at. I go once a week and get two thighs.

 

To all the vegetarians who don't like chicken (or chickens don't like you)

As we used to say at our house "Good, more for me."   

 

OKAY, what's your favorite piece and why?

jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007

Mants

Posted by jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007 Nov 6, 2018

How come they always show up before you've had coffee?

I had a week free.

3 Terros on my desk

but finally no ants.

Last night. I put some wet food on Hoggies elevated dish on the desk for the first time in two weeks.

When I turned on the light this morning

MANTS

(many ants)

Now I'm cutting open the Terro and making little pools on my desk.

I KEEL YOU

 

 

I'm not smoking over it

Anybody Know What A Bone Out Wing Is?

I found out yesterday

Is this going to be an "I love to batch" blog?

 

Dam Straight!

So I ordered these bone out "things" with some garlic knots yesterday

 

THEY ARE NOT WINGS

They are chunks of white meat fried with a coating and glazed with a sauce.

Don't taste anything like a wing. Shouldn't a wing taste like a wing whether they took the bone out or not?

 

What's your gripe?

Butt you couldn't run your car on it!

 

So what might be a proper response when someone "breaks wind?"

"Your Effusion Precedes You?"

"Whoopee Cushions Don't Reek?"

"Thine Flatulence Out Gasses Thee?"

"Crop Dusting Ain't For Sissies?"

you know how once in a while you'll try something

and then you begin doing it more often?

and then you start doing it daily

and then

and then

 

I'm at the daily stage but, I did it three times today 

 

can you guess what it is?

hint: you add water

 

clean up your mind would you?

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