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Laughter is the Best Medicine

79 Posts authored by: jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007

Here are some ways to ruin it.

Death-Firing squad by a new version of windows.

Hell-Waiting eternally for a windows update to install

that never will.

And I thought, "what the heck is she talking about?"

And then, I felt all warm.


I finally got my CT scan today.

      I had 3 attempts at an IV before the tech said, "I'm out of tries. I'm going to see if someone else can make it happen,"  and she did.

      She ran me through a couple of passes without the iodine with the scanner telling me when to breathe and when to hold it.

      Then she mainlined it and made me all warm. The scanner seemed to kick into overdrive I thought I was going to be chewed up and spit out the other side.

      Then, I pulled up my pants and walked out. 


more later....


and, I didn't see or smell one smoker the entire time.

        Every time I go to a medical appointment, they seem to ask about an advanced directive. You know like, what if something goes wrong?

So I've been thinking about this in it's simplest form.


You should have read the first one. 

Move to Massachusetts.

They've banned all vaping for the next 4 months.

In 4 Months, you'll be out of or nearly out of No Mans Land.

Pack up the Juul-haul!


Here's how to beat the cravings!

When You Get The Urge To Smoke? 

Put Up An Image And Let's See Who Gets Blocked

(Keep it Clean    )

Too Bad. They don't have my size.

Just what is the last day before a colonoscopy 

you can eat Oreos?

And, what about corn?


When asked by a young patrol officer, "Do you know you were speeding?"

This 83-year-old woman gave the young officer an ear to ear smile and stated:-

"Yes, but .... I had to get there before I forgot where I was going."

The officer put his ticket book away and bid her good day.

We have a choice to let time distance us from smoking

or cling to it like it does/DID to our clothes.

I won't be thinking about a cigarette when I take my last breath. You?

Don't make a mill hole out of a tame moose

you can't make a sows purse out of a silk ear


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