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Laughter is the Best Medicine

32 Posts authored by: Daniela-3-11-2016

NEED TO WATCH WITH SOUND, AND KEEP YOUR TISSUES NEAR (FOR THE LAUGHS)!!!

 

 

HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!!!

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Aliens

Posted by Daniela-3-11-2016 Jun 22, 2019

As my husband is currently attending the National Annual Alien Convention in LA, I decided to dedicate the weekend laugh to them.

Enjoy, and have a wonderful weekend!

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Why did the martian throw beef on the asteroid? He wanted it a little meaty-or.

How do martians eat their ice creams in space? In floats! 

What is an aliens favorite place on a computer? The space bar.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien? A Mars-upial. 

Where would an alien park his space ship? A parking meteor! What did the alien get the baby to go to sleep? He rocked-it (rocket).

What do farmers need to create crop circles? A Pro-tractor.

What kind of currency do aliens use? Starbucks

What do you get when you cross a weeping willow and an UFO? A crying saucer.

What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.

What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician? A flying sorcerer.

Have you heard the one about the flying spaceship? Never mind its over your head.

What did the alien say to the gas pump? Take your finger out of your nose while I speak to you.

What kind of music do planets sing? Neptunes.

What do aliens like to read? Comet books!

What do you call a martian that can sing? Bruno Mars. 

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Friday smiles

Posted by Daniela-3-11-2016 Jun 14, 2019

I decided to make this about our beloved pets; they enrich our lives, make us better people for caring for them, but I will never know if I do for them as much as they do for me!

Enjoy, and Happy Friday to our pets and us!

 

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1. “Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet.” 
Colette

2. “Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend. Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
Groucho Marx

3. “In ancient times cats were worshiped as gods; they have not forgotten this.”
Terry Pratchett

4. “If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.”
Mark Twain

5. “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.”
Winston Churchill

6. “Time spent with cats is never wasted.”
Sigmund Freud

7. “The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.”
Charles de Gaulle

8. “To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you… They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect.”
Bill Bryson

9. “Cats have a scam going – you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that’s the deal.”
Eddie Izzard

10. “If you eliminate smoking and gambling, you will be amazed to find that almost all an Englishman’s pleasures can be, and mostly are, shared by his dog.”
George Bernard Shaw 

11. “No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”
Kin Hubbard

12. “Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?” 
Jerry Seinfeld

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I used to...

Posted by Daniela-3-11-2016 Jun 9, 2019

Post uplifting jokes every weekend, it seems I have been slacking lately, catching up today...

Please smile, it is a crave buster: 

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It's Friday

Posted by Daniela-3-11-2016 Mar 22, 2019

And even if my working day hasn't even started yet, it's still a working day, but what a Day, a Friday!!!

 

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Happy Friday Jokes

 

May this Friday be filled with love for all of us!

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And why isn't every doctor prescribing the same concoction for the prep for it???

5 years ago, I had to drink a huge glass in the evening, and another in the morning, and it was perfect clean up.

 

Now I am using another, started drinking at 6pm and will have to finish at about 9 (and that is 3/4 of a gallon of stuff).

Needless to say, my time is split between 2 important rooms in the house, and I let you guess which they are!

 

I decided to laugh at my own fear of not reaching the right room at the right time, and make it a game.  

So far I am winning.

 

Looking forward to be treated like a queen tomorrow, and getting an infusion of Michael Jackson's juice, too bad the procedure does not last too long.  That's good sleep!!!

 

For now I am still...

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And I need some serious lift up my spirits, since my darn knee still hurts after a first shot, another one coming in a week from tomorrow (the shot, not a knee). 

Till then, the monsoon season is taking the toll on old or injured joints...

 

Let's smile a little, I figured, based on Missy's joke today, I'll target couples this time: 

Laugh away and Happy Friday!!!

Jennifer-Quit-05-01-14 these are for you lady,  I hope they make you smile, and have a great weekend!!!

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Need a smile?

Posted by Daniela-3-11-2016 Jul 6, 2018

NOTE: some of the pictures might create fear of the future, please understand we are all going in the same direction...

 

 

And then something to look forward too!!!

 

HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We started smoking...

And it took us years, and a lot of commitment to quit, and the rest of our lives to have our guard up and never, ever smoke again, so we can stay EX!

 

But this is such a serious subject for a Friday, let's enjoy our change, and smile when we see other people's stupid doings...

DEAR SMOKER...

 

HAVE A WONDERFUL WEEKEND!

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Reasons to laugh

Posted by Daniela-3-11-2016 Mar 28, 2018
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Friday funnies

Posted by Daniela-3-11-2016 Mar 23, 2018

 

Have a wonderful weekend!

D.