Fortune Cookies Do Not Pertain To Seniors
I think we could come up with some that are more relatable
Here's one I got today
"YOU WILL BE REWARDED GREATLY FOR TAKING THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED."
This has absolutely nothing to do with me.
We need some fortunes that read more like:
"YOU MAY GO TWICE TOMORROW"
"YOU MAY NOT DRIVE WITHOUT YOUR KEYS"
"YOU LEFT YOUR TEETH BESIDE THE BED"
do you have any to add?