jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007

I just had Chinese food and what I found was

Blog Post created by jonescarp.aka.dale.Jan_2007 on May 19, 2020

Fortune Cookies Do Not Pertain To Seniors

I think we could come up with some that are more relatable 

Here's one I got today  

"YOU WILL BE REWARDED GREATLY FOR TAKING THE ROAD LESS TRAVELED."

This has absolutely nothing to do with me.

We need some fortunes that read more like: 

 

"YOU MAY GO TWICE TOMORROW"

or

"YOU MAY NOT DRIVE WITHOUT YOUR KEYS"

or

"YOU LEFT YOUR TEETH BESIDE THE BED"

 

do you have any to add?

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