As my husband is currently attending the National Annual Alien Convention in LA, I decided to dedicate the weekend laugh to them.
Enjoy, and have a wonderful weekend!
Why did the martian throw beef on the asteroid? He wanted it a little meaty-or.
How do martians eat their ice creams in space? In floats!
What is an aliens favorite place on a computer? The space bar.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with an alien? A Mars-upial.
Where would an alien park his space ship? A parking meteor! What did the alien get the baby to go to sleep? He rocked-it (rocket).
What do farmers need to create crop circles? A Pro-tractor.
What kind of currency do aliens use? Starbucks
What do you get when you cross a weeping willow and an UFO? A crying saucer.
What do you call an alien spaceship that goes from planet to planet to planet? A UF-hoe.
What do you get when you cross an airplane with a magician? A flying sorcerer.
Have you heard the one about the flying spaceship? Never mind its over your head.
What did the alien say to the gas pump? Take your finger out of your nose while I speak to you.
What kind of music do planets sing? Neptunes.
What do aliens like to read? Comet books!
What do you call a martian that can sing? Bruno Mars.